Here are a few things I won't be saying anytime soon...
-"Oh how I love it when it rains 27 straight days!"
-"Yum! I'll have another bowl of that pigeon gumbo."
-"Duh officer! Just cuz I can speak English doesn't mean I can read it!"
-"I sure wish I was old and crusty."
-"Hello Postmaster? Yeah, can you put a stop to that B. Gates character? He's sending me checks in the mail completely unsolicited."
-"I pay far too little in taxes! Isn't there something we can do??"
-"Are you sure doc? Grab another glove and check again. You never know about that dang prostate!"
-"Hey kids! Grab your sleeping bags, we're getting in line. 'Rocky 16' is hittin' the theater tomorrow."
-"Not me, I've always been a Seahawks fan!"
-"Yeah, it's a travesty. I don't know how those professional athletes can make both ends meet."
-"What do mean, you don't take green stamps anymore!?"
-"I totally agree with President."
-"Oh sweetie, I think your nose ring gives you character, I think you should get another one."
-"If it weren't for my readers I'd have gone totally insane."
...and since I can't think of a fitting ending let me say one more thing you'll never, ever hear me say again "Toodles!"